For those of you who have followed the Hearts of Fire Blog Tour, congrats for making it this far. If anyone wants to start at the beginning of the blog tour and get a chance to win fabulous prizes click on this link: http://booknibbles.com/blogtour
Note: the blog tour starts on Friday night at midnight and goes through to Sunday night.
So allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lyn Armstrong and I write historical erotic romance. I have five books in the Celtic Witch series.
In a superstitious time where witches are prosecuted and magick considered the devil’s work. A Scottish clan filled with secret Celtic powers must fight an evil darkness that threatens to destroy everyone they love.
Since I write about bad boys and wicked ladies, I thought I would do up a top five list of pick-up lines for each sex. If you are easily offended, you may want to skip the list. ;0)
For the ladies:
1) You’ve been a bad, bad boy, go to my room!
2) Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
3) Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary.
4) My name is ….., that’s so you know what to scream later on.
5) I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
For the gentlemen:
1) Lets go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway. (He’ll either get slapped or get lucky – LOL)
2) Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
3) Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
4) Sex is a killer…want to die happy?
5) Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
I would like to know if theses lines actually work. LOL.
Anyway, please leave a comment for a chance to win a copy of the first erotic novel in the Celtic series, The Last Celtic Witch.
To check out the titles, go to www.LynArmstrong.com.
Until then, have a wicked Valentine’s Day and may all your knights be filled with passion.
Lyn Armstrong
Hi Lyn,
. Love those lines. I think the bad boy-go to My room would work well. lol
I’m so glad I found you on this tour. I love Celtic reads and have to check out what you have now
Happy Valentine’s day.
Carol .
I loved these…gotta say that #2 is a good one…
2) Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
hah – those are funny.
E
I hope I’m posting in the right place. I love your list of pick up lines.
If and would wants to try on my socks I think I’ll be scaried
ROFL omg I love no. 5 for the gentlemen funny as shit!
Most amusing pickup lines!
Wow, don’t really think any of these pickup lines would work today!
LOL. The ladies #2 line is awesome, the gents #5 is hysterical. Thanks!
The book covers definitely make me want to read your books…don’t know if the pick up lines would work or not…the ladies lines might…
Michelle B. aka Koshkalady
Love the covers on your books they definitely make me want to try them out…
Michelle B. aka Koshkalady
Happy Valentine’s Day…
Michelle B. aka Koshkalady
Those are some very…um…interesting pick up lines. I too would like to know if they would really work.
I liked the entire list for ladies, but No. 4 is my favorite. That’s funny!
The boulder lie would work on me. I am a sucker for puns!
Love #4 for the ladies. Wishing you a wicked Valentine’s day too, Lyn.
Hi Lynn, nope, I’d laugh, but none of those pickup lines would work on me.
Now, if I said the ones to the men… well, they might just work???
Nothing like Celtic Witches!
Loved the lists.
Gabrielle
Great post!
Ok, seriously — you said if we were easily offended not to read but honestly you should have informed us not to drink anything while reading! LMAO.
My fave: 5) I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
My computer almost got a water bath on that one!
Thanks!
lol too funny and uhh if those lines were used by someone seriously hot maybe just maybe lol
While I loved all these lines have to go with the classic “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.”
Yep. Definately enjoying the tour.
I love those pick up lines; they were great.
Thanks!
LMAO!!! I definitely plan to use this one really soon
You’ve been a bad, bad boy, go to my room!
~Afshan
Thank you for all your comments. I thoroughly enjoyed reading your responses to the pick-up lines. LOL. I will announce a random winner of the comments on the front page of my website.
http://www.LynArmstrong.com
The prize is an ebook copy of The Last Celtic Witch.
Good Luck, everyone!
Lyn
xoxo
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Ok, seriously — you said if we were easily offended not to read but honestly you should have informed us not to drink anything while reading! LMAO.
My fave: 5) I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
My computer almost got a water bath on that one!
Thanks!
Yep. Definately enjoying the tour.
Yep. Definately enjoying the tour.
Thank you for all your comments. I thoroughly enjoyed reading your responses to the pick-up lines. LOL. I will announce a random winner of the comments on the front page of my website.
http://www.LynArmstrong.com
The prize is an ebook copy of The Last Celtic Witch.
Good Luck, everyone!
Lyn
xoxo
Thank you for all your comments. I thoroughly enjoyed reading your responses to the pick-up lines. LOL. I will announce a random winner of the comments on the front page of my website.
http://www.LynArmstrong.com
The prize is an ebook copy of The Last Celtic Witch.
Good Luck, everyone!
Lyn
xoxo
LMAO!!! I definitely plan to use this one really soon
You’ve been a bad, bad boy, go to my room!
~Afshan
Yep. Definately enjoying the tour.
LMAO!!! I definitely plan to use this one really soon
You’ve been a bad, bad boy, go to my room!
~Afshan
LMAO!!! I definitely plan to use this one really soon
You’ve been a bad, bad boy, go to my room!
~Afshan
Ok, seriously — you said if we were easily offended not to read but honestly you should have informed us not to drink anything while reading! LMAO.
My fave: 5) I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
My computer almost got a water bath on that one!
Thanks!
lol too funny and uhh if those lines were used by someone seriously hot maybe just maybe lol
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lol too funny and uhh if those lines were used by someone seriously hot maybe just maybe lol
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